Pre-orders close midnight Sunday 1st November. Shirts ship mid December.

Five years ago we started putting great whisky in bottles, got street artists to do the labels and waited for someone to tell us off. Nobody did ... so five years later we've made a football shirt!
(How that logic works, we’re not quite sure. It seems like a great idea though.)

It's a strictly limited release of just 30 of them, each with our age of 5 on the back. No reprints, rereleases or dodgy Mancunian dealings will be occurring.

It’s a proper retro collared jersey in a pink and blue pattern that’ll guarantee you're getting picked for the line-up. The CYWL badge is embroidered on the chest. Our straight-edged big brother Artful Dodger is the shirt sponsor (though they still haven’t paid for the space - c'mon Will!)

We’ve teamed up with Icarus FC to design and make these bad boys; so it’s built to be worn, not just framed.

[Sizing is regular fit, size up if you like it baggy.]

Fabric and care

It’s 100% polyester, lightweight and breathable, the same kind of performance fabric the big kit brands use. It dries quickly and stays comfortable, whether you’re playing five-a-side or propping up the bar.

The pattern is sublimated (darrrrling) so the ink goes into the fabric rather than sitting on top. It won’t crack, peel or fade. The badge is embroidered, so give it a bit of love: wash it inside out on a cool wash, no bleach or harsh detergents, and keep it away from your whites. Hang it up to dry, don’t tumble dry or dry clean, and it’ll look match day fresh for years.

A little thank you

Every shirt bought goes into a draw to win a bottle of one of our CYWL Bottlings. It’s our way of saying thanks to everyone who’s backed us over the last five years. Winner picked on 2/11/26 and contacted by email. 18+ and UK only for the bottle, full terms below.

How the pre-order works

You pay now and we place one order with the factory when pre-orders close on 1st November. We expect to ship mid December and we’ll email you as soon as they’re on their way.

Prize draw terms (the fun legal sh!t)

Open to UK residents aged 18 and over. One entry per shirt bought between 19/10/26 and midnight on 01/11/26. One winner picked at random on 02/11/26 and contacted by email within 7 days. Prize is one bottle of a CYWL release, no cash alternative. If the winner doesn’t reply within 14 days, we’ll pick again.
Please drink responsibly.